{"product_id":"oh-no-no-girl-canvas-tote","title":"Oh No No Girl Canvas Tote","description":"\u003cp\u003eA perfectly put-together woman holding a cigarette the size of a rolling pin, here to remind you that wanting things is where the trouble starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 15\" W x 14\" H x 3\" D, with 22\" blue webbed handles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesign: This tote features a design of a 1960s-style woman in a blue polka-dot dress holding an oversized cigarette and wagging her finger, with the message “oh no no girl, desire is the root of all suffering” printed on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterials: 100% cotton canvas (10 oz\/yd²) with a bottom gusset. The design is printed using DTF (direct-to-film) transfer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDelivery: Orders are packaged and dispatched within 1-2 days after they are received. Shipping rates and delivery times vary depending on the shipping option selected at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll designs remain the property of Semiserious Studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e© 2025-2026. Semiserious Studio. All rights reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Semiserious Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50472334590055,"sku":"tote-oh-no-girl-can","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0581\/9442\/8007\/files\/Asset_54_720x_e6a526ea-ed52-4c65-ad68-85111e8830fc.png?v=1792076364","url":"https:\/\/semiseriousstudio.com\/products\/oh-no-no-girl-canvas-tote","provider":"Semiserious Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}